My ‘pop’, my grandfather is funny. Hes got a terrible memory so he keeps turning things you need off e.g. heating timer, water heater, tv you have set to record a program, and everyone (my mum, my uncle, my granny) keeps getting at him. So he turned round and said ‘the only thing that I can’t turn of is florrie’ but the way he said it was like granny was all he wanted to switch off!