I’m not a mind reader…

I might seem like a mind expert getting through this brain injury but I’m definitely not a mind reader. My mum/Linda must think I am 🤔 She left a square of chocolate down on my table and didn’t explain anything! So I just thought it was for eating… and obviously ate it!.. she just came in an exclaimed ‘where is the chocolate I left? That was your dessert!’

How was I suppose to know Linda? Mean what you say don’t say what you mean! Basically don’t tell me off for doing something you didn’t tell me not to!